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Fat Sue tells off Katie Derham, threatens to eat her

Oh my God, this is absolute genius. Comedy Dave has just been telling Moyles listeners about the ‘large’ lady who featured in the record breaking Lucien Freud painting which has just sold for £17.2m. BBC News seem to think that she is actually referred to affectionately as ‘Big Sue’ but something obviously went wrong within ITN’s newsroom and this is the result…

Jo Whiley preggers, Scott Mills to fight for custody

Aww what lovely news, though I’m slightly shocked as I was under the impression Jo was like reeeeally old now. Jo has that strange way of making you feel like you’re on the phone to your aunty when you’re listening so its like a family announcement, in the least stalkerish way I assure you.