DigitalSpy is suggesting that stocks of WiiFit will run dry by September but as a stock checking obsessive for this particular slab of overpriced yet delectable white plastic I can’t help but ask, where is it actually in stock right now?! I haven’t seen a single WiiFit available anywhere outside of a Comet-rip-off bundle at c.£100,000,000!

Just when I thought I’d got over my WiiFit obsession (I haven’t actually bought it, but often gaze at PC World’s online store in hope of a stock update) now another Wii-a-licious product is on its way. El Reg is reporting that US manufacturer Peekaboo (I’m not making this up) is readying a pole dancing game – complete with presumably Wii-remote-ready pole – for my favourite white gloss gadget. Carmen Electra is even on board apparently which makes me wonder, will this appeal more to the Cheshire housewives or their lecherous hubbies who might just have found an alternative gift idea than slutty lingerie.

Either that or we’ll have a Barbie branded pole to take on the Wii Sports Boxing Baby Fight Club special edition.